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Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Oh right.

You lived before you met me?! I wish! It's a nickel. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.

The Duh-Vinci Code

Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Bite my shiny metal ass. Negative, bossy meat creature! Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. It's a T. It goes "tuh".